Poopman

Poopman stopped another robbery, the bank was saved, but at the same time all the money was ruined. People seem to be getting tired of it, the news isn’t broadcasting how the poop man stopped a robbery, but how he ruined all the money in the bank, which caused the bank to go bankrupt.

Poopman staring at the news in his house, he is feeling lost. Ever since he was a little kid people have been making fun of his bad stomach, but ever since he used his ability to be a superhero things have kind of shifted. But now everything is back to how it started, maybe worse. Organizations have formed to protest against poop man, police don't like poop man, public hates poop man for bad air condition, it seems like everything is falling apart.

“Attention, there’s citizen reports of an armed robbery on 2201 Huntington dr, all available units please report to the address” (radio plays). Poopman sitting on his toilet instantly burst out, reaching the address before any units could. Since he was going too fast he left a trail of poop on the street, passing cars, lights, and citizens. This led to a lot of traffic on the street, and the recently cleaned streets are messed up again.

As police finally arrive at the scene Poopman has settled it again, but again, leaving a big mess. Men were barely breathing, even the victims, and the crime scene is a whole mess. “This Poopman really thinks he is a hero for doing this “says the sheriff, “ we need to put an end to this before he ruins the whole city.”

The hate of Poopman is everywhere, “is he a hero or a villain?” questions like this are seen everywhere on the news, and heard everywhere. Staring at the news Poopman wonders again the purpose of his life, is he a good hero, can he really keep the city in peace, can he really be liked by everyone, with all these thoughts in his head he stayed up all night.

“Attention citizens reports show that crime rates have increased by 50% for the past month that Poopman has been gone, but at the same time the air quality has vastly improved, so the question is, does Poopman have a positive impact on our society?”

“It’s time to make a change” Poopman murmurs, “I have to do something that punishes the crimes and at the same time doesn't mess the whole city up.”

The next day Poopman visited Dr Sus. “Yo doctor Sus, you’ve probably heard the news, I can’t let this trend go on, I need to do something.” Poopman cries, “ can you please develop a tool that could turn my poop into something more clean and good for society.”

Poopman arrives home happily with the product, now he just has to give it a go. “attention ..”(radio plays) Poopman bursts out of the window with excitement, “Oh hell yeah, time to see what this bad boy can do.”

“Oh man, what the hell” cries the Sheriff, “ what happened to these guys, this looks like a project of Poopman but what the hell are these, these aint Poop”

“Oh my days that was sick, Dr Sus is a genius, turning my Poop into slime, I won’t ruin the air quality any more, and it has the same effect.” yells in excitement, “now I can be the superhero of the city, I can’t wait to watch the news tonight.”

“Good evening everybody, an armed robbery was successfully stopped today by an unknown man that is really similar to Poopman but uses slime instead, we suspect it’s either Poopman himself or some other guy with the same ability, either way this man will be our hope on having a peaceful and clean city.”

The new unknown hero has blown up on the internet, everyone is reposting it on their stories and creating a community to discuss it. Comments like “ It’s just a better Poopman” “Did Poopman return?” “Is this going to mess up the air quality again?” “Let's go! We need a hero!” etc…

For the next few years poopman successfully became the city’s hero, he wiped every criminal he could and did not damage the environment at all. Everyone loves him, even the police, they became friends and worked together.